Wouldn’t it be great if there were such a thing as “Dating Signs”?
In lieu of direct verbal communication, we could allay all the awkward tension of those first dates by using big road signs to convey what we’re thinking in blunt fashion.
Here’s how it works: each member of the date would stock an assortment of signs he/she anticipates using. At the opportune times, they would be raised to display true feelings. For instance, one could read “You’re HOT!”, another “Please kiss me now.” or “Sorry, you’re not my type.” Wouldn’t such a thing be great? No more hard feelings, just raw forthcoming honesty, unimpeded by imperceptible signals.
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Quite a concept, but then it would dissolve away all those exciting moments of mystery that often accompany first dates. Acquiring the ability to read people through unspoken words is a learned art.
Sometimes I wish I could pull out a huge “STOP” sign though
Dacia! Yay, you’re my first commenter.
Yeah, I suppose you’re right. The silent signals are all part of the game of dating. Still, it’s frustrating.
hilarious.
might be nice to have warnings, too.
you know: Dead End Ahead or Steep Decline Approaching