Comments on: Who left the seat up? http://www.electrolund.com/2005/03/who-left-the-seat-up » I solder the body electric « Tue, 06 Jan 2009 13:05:47 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.7 hourly 1 By: Rob http://www.electrolund.com/2005/03/who-left-the-seat-up/comment-page-1#comment-1278 Rob Sun, 25 Sep 2005 04:23:06 +0000 http://www.electrolund.com/2005/03/who-left-the-seat-up/#comment-1278 ;) ;)

]]> By: Sarah http://www.electrolund.com/2005/03/who-left-the-seat-up/comment-page-1#comment-1273 Sarah Sun, 25 Sep 2005 01:37:20 +0000 http://www.electrolund.com/2005/03/who-left-the-seat-up/#comment-1273 Hilarious post... nice one, Rob. Hilarious post… nice one, Rob.

]]> By: patty http://www.electrolund.com/2005/03/who-left-the-seat-up/comment-page-1#comment-646 patty Wed, 30 Mar 2005 19:07:27 +0000 http://www.electrolund.com/2005/03/who-left-the-seat-up/#comment-646 having grown up with a twin brother, i had regular first hand exposure that life was not fair at a very young age. everytime we went shopping and mom had to haul both of us into the stall with her, i got to hover while my brother got to stand. needless to say, for a brief period of time i tried to adapt my brother's method, which seemed so much better. mostly, i just ended up straddling the commode and making a mess. to reference freud, penis envy indeed. what a cruel lesson for a little girl to learn. it became very clear that i would have a lifetime of hovering ahead of me. but at least i get a good quad work-out in when i have to use public restrooms. sometimes when i am i in a public restroom and know that there are others sharing in my pain, i actually say out loud: "oh, yeah....feel the burn"- and women i've never met before giggle under the stalls. its an experience that men will never understand... having grown up with a twin brother, i had regular first hand exposure that life was not fair at a very young age. everytime we went shopping and mom had to haul both of us into the stall with her, i got to hover while my brother got to stand.

needless to say, for a brief period of time i tried to adapt my brother’s method, which seemed so much better. mostly, i just ended up straddling the commode and making a mess.

to reference freud, penis envy indeed. what a cruel lesson for a little girl to learn. it became very clear that i would have a lifetime of hovering ahead of me.

but at least i get a good quad work-out in when i have to use public restrooms. sometimes when i am i in a public restroom and know that there are others sharing in my pain, i actually say out loud: “oh, yeah….feel the burn”- and women i’ve never met before giggle under the stalls. its an experience that men will never understand…

]]> By: Jim http://www.electrolund.com/2005/03/who-left-the-seat-up/comment-page-1#comment-645 Jim Mon, 28 Mar 2005 11:17:47 +0000 http://www.electrolund.com/2005/03/who-left-the-seat-up/#comment-645 Growing up in a household where men were outnumbered 2 to 1, it was a matter of mere survival that I learn to leave the commode in the proper position. However, now that my own household is evenly balanced between the genders, I feel a freedom to bring into question even the most sacred of family mores. While I realize that this the most sacred and most dangerous of customs I will ever in my adult life bring into question, and that I risk my very life uttering such things in the presence of a woman, let me assure you all of one thing. Once I have the plethora of little Mels that I’m destined to have, I will retreat back to safer more neutral ground in such matters. But until then, and while it remains so deliciously fun to rile up my beautiful little firecracker of a wife, I will most likely continue to posit such ridiculous views. If you know the fiery Melissa Dietz (formerly Lund), IÂ’m sure you understand at least a little bit. And as a post script, just in case you thought I was a complete pig and actually practiced my insane theories, our seat remains down even though it's much farther for me to reach then for Melissa. :lol: Growing up in a household where men were outnumbered 2 to 1, it was a matter of mere survival that I learn to leave the commode in the proper position. However, now that my own household is evenly balanced between the genders, I feel a freedom to bring into question even the most sacred of family mores. While I realize that this the most sacred and most dangerous of customs I will ever in my adult life bring into question, and that I risk my very life uttering such things in the presence of a woman, let me assure you all of one thing. Once I have the plethora of little Mels that I’m destined to have, I will retreat back to safer more neutral ground in such matters. But until then, and while it remains so deliciously fun to rile up my beautiful little firecracker of a wife, I will most likely continue to posit such ridiculous views. If you know the fiery Melissa Dietz (formerly Lund), IÂ’m sure you understand at least a little bit.

And as a post script, just in case you thought I was a complete pig and actually practiced my insane theories, our seat remains down even though it’s much farther for me to reach then for Melissa. :lol:

]]> By: Julie http://www.electrolund.com/2005/03/who-left-the-seat-up/comment-page-1#comment-647 Julie Sat, 26 Mar 2005 09:48:46 +0000 http://www.electrolund.com/2005/03/who-left-the-seat-up/#comment-647 I guess I have James trained well, the seat is always down. ;-) My three year old walked in on one of her boy friends while he was peeing and the next day walked in on her dad. She became fascinated with the idea of standing and peeing. She tried it and was unsuccessful, so she decide to straddle the toilet backwards for a couple of days! :lol: I guess I have James trained well, the seat is always down. ;-)

My three year old walked in on one of her boy friends while he was peeing and the next day walked in on her dad. She became fascinated with the idea of standing and peeing. She tried it and was unsuccessful, so she decide to straddle the toilet backwards for a couple of days! :lol:

]]> By: Rob http://www.electrolund.com/2005/03/who-left-the-seat-up/comment-page-1#comment-642 Rob Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000 http://www.electrolund.com/2005/03/who-left-the-seat-up/#comment-642 Ain't my BIL the coolest? Great post, Jimbo. Tell that firecracker to read her Bible and submit (to quote Tom or James or one of the doghoused males in this circle). Melissa, you know you love me. I'm the Golden Boy! ;-) Ain’t my BIL the coolest? Great post, Jimbo. Tell that firecracker to read her Bible and submit (to quote Tom or James or one of the doghoused males in this circle).

Melissa, you know you love me. I’m the Golden Boy!

;-)

]]> By: Melissa http://www.electrolund.com/2005/03/who-left-the-seat-up/comment-page-1#comment-644 Melissa Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000 http://www.electrolund.com/2005/03/who-left-the-seat-up/#comment-644 Dude! What up with the "submit" comment! You are treading in some hot water, mamma's little golden boy. Dude! What up with the “submit” comment! You are treading in some hot water, mamma’s little golden boy.

]]> By: Mary http://www.electrolund.com/2005/03/who-left-the-seat-up/comment-page-1#comment-648 Mary Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000 http://www.electrolund.com/2005/03/who-left-the-seat-up/#comment-648 I very much appreciate Carl leaving the seat down. I guess I am spoiled. ;) I very much appreciate Carl leaving the seat down. I guess I am spoiled. ;)

]]> By: Carl V. http://www.electrolund.com/2005/03/who-left-the-seat-up/comment-page-1#comment-649 Carl V. Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000 http://www.electrolund.com/2005/03/who-left-the-seat-up/#comment-649 I'm one of those un-manly men...its more aesthetically pleasing to have the toilet seat down. Sorry men. :o( I’m one of those un-manly men…its more aesthetically pleasing to have the toilet seat down. Sorry men. :o(

]]> By: Rob http://www.electrolund.com/2005/03/who-left-the-seat-up/comment-page-1#comment-650 Rob Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000 http://www.electrolund.com/2005/03/who-left-the-seat-up/#comment-650 Lol, Patty, you're too funny. Isn't that why they invented those butt gasket things to buffer you from the seat? Cut down on the "quad burn"? Lol, Patty, you’re too funny. Isn’t that why they invented those butt gasket things to buffer you from the seat? Cut down on the “quad burn”?

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