Further march toward suburbia

What’s a beautiful big patio, hanging plants and bird feeders, without a screen door?

I have a great patio in this new apartment. It’s very spacious. It faces the east, so in the mornings I get up early (yes, you read me right) and I read. I gaze out onto the horizon and marvel as the sun greets me with its rays.

And of course, what’s a patio without a screen door? Sounds like a project if I ever heard one!

First off, the door frame was too narrow at the bottom, so I had to widen it. To do that, I had to pry back the frame, snip the staples off, and screw it back in with an extra 1/4″ gap.

 
door frame adjustment
 

door frame adjustment

I got this little kit especially for swinging screen doors which worked great. Here’s the finished product!

 
finished door
 

finished door

The door’s spring loaded, so I put an extra eye hook on the adjacent wall to hold the door open.

 
spring loaded action!
 

spring loaded action!

Ahh, suburbia. I feel like Cosmo Kramer from Seinfeld in the episode “Serenity Now“. You know the one, where Kramer rips the old screen door off Frank’s house and mounts it to his apartment front door? He sets up some patio furniture and potted plants in anticipation of the fireworks display.

Of course we know how that episode ended too. The screen door was Kramer’s early steps toward insanity! Think I should be worried?

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  1. natable
    Posted September 18, 2005 at 7:57 pm | Permalink

    Ahh, Americana. Exploring your bob vila side hopefully yielded a new tool purchase? I don’t know if Kramer experienced the slam of the spring, but perhaps you can think of it as a resistor only RLC circuit. May I recommend a inductive damper?

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  3. Posted September 18, 2005 at 7:59 pm | Permalink

    Good old Nate. Esoteric and compressed as always! :lol:

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  5. Lynda
    Posted September 19, 2005 at 4:30 am | Permalink

    I was thinking more in lines of “whats-his-name” on Old Yankee Workshop. Ebb won’t be able to make another great escape now! At least without your permission :P

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  7. Posted September 19, 2005 at 10:56 am | Permalink

    That’s looking downright homey! Now all you need is the rocking chair and a pitcher of lemonade and the illusion would be complete!

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  9. James
    Posted September 19, 2005 at 12:27 pm | Permalink

    Do you know how to install cabinets?

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  11. Posted September 19, 2005 at 12:33 pm | Permalink

    Yeah, I learned from the best in a little podunk town in Missouri! ;)

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  13. Posted September 19, 2005 at 1:23 pm | Permalink

    speaking of homes, i just made an offer on a house today! i’m so stinking excited & am slightly stressing cuz i want him to accept the offer… can’t let the house go!

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  15. Posted September 19, 2005 at 1:31 pm | Permalink

    Oh wow! Very cool, Angela. That’s a big step, isn’t it? I was this close to buying a place in Dallas. It literally came within a week of the decision to move to Colorado instead.

    Hope the offer is accepted!

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  17. Posted September 19, 2005 at 1:42 pm | Permalink

    I hope everything works out Angela. Its an enjoyable headache to be a home owner and it beats apartment living hands down!

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  19. Posted September 19, 2005 at 2:56 pm | Permalink

    A man and tools… ;)

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  21. Posted September 19, 2005 at 6:24 pm | Permalink

    James just finished hanging some much needed, new blinds in our bedroom. I’m so excited!!

    Now if I could figure out how to keep him motivated to do more….

    The door looks great!

    I’m crossing my fingers for you Angela. I’ve been reduced to tears more than once over loosing a bid on a home. It’s so easy to get emotionally involved in a house before it’s even yours! Keep us informed!

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  23. Posted September 19, 2005 at 10:40 pm | Permalink

    Well, you watched football last night, Julie, and got James to hang blinds tonight…sounds like you’ve found your winning formula! :lol:

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  25. Posted September 20, 2005 at 8:12 am | Permalink

    thanks guys.. i’ll let you know what happens..

    and i know, Julie.. i have my heart set on this place already.. i’ll be heart-broken if it doesn’t work out!

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  27. Posted September 20, 2005 at 1:20 pm | Permalink

    :D :D :D they counter-offered & i accepted!
    here’s the sellers pics

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  29. James
    Posted September 20, 2005 at 1:20 pm | Permalink

    That’s fantastic! Congratulations!

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  31. Posted September 20, 2005 at 1:31 pm | Permalink

    Dang, girl, that’s awesome! Good for you. :D When’s the move-in party?! You got a bunch of burly guys to help move your stuff?

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  33. James
    Posted September 20, 2005 at 1:32 pm | Permalink

    Let’s all head out to IN and help Angela move!

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  35. Posted September 20, 2005 at 1:38 pm | Permalink

    Yaaayyyyy!!! Very cute!!! Looks like a sweet place to call home!!! Congratualations!!!!

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  37. Posted September 20, 2005 at 3:06 pm | Permalink

    You got a bunch of burly guys to help move your stuff?
    i don’t know about “burly,” but i at least want to make sure someone has a truck..

    Let’s all head out to IN and help Angela move!
    now, i LOVE this idea, James! lol

    and thanks, Julie!.. i love it! my mother said it looks like a dollhouse!

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  39. Posted September 20, 2005 at 3:22 pm | Permalink

    Ha! I almost called it a dollhouse when I commented last. That’s the first thing that came to my mind when I saw the picture!

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  41. Posted September 20, 2005 at 3:27 pm | Permalink

    Yeah, isn’t that a cool screen door, people? LOL, I’m kidding, really! :D It’s nice to have a lively forum around here.

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  43. Posted September 20, 2005 at 3:29 pm | Permalink

    Rob? Who’s Rob?

    Hehe!!! I kid, I kid!!!

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  45. Posted September 20, 2005 at 10:56 pm | Permalink

    All this screen door posting makes me realize that I need one on the back of my house! On a scale of 1-10, how difficult do you think it is to install a screen door for a gal who likes to use a cordless drill?

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  47. Posted September 20, 2005 at 11:24 pm | Permalink

    Maybe a 5? I thought it was tricky, personally, but that’s just me. But if you are handy with a drill, you’re already way ahead!

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  49. Posted September 21, 2005 at 5:14 am | Permalink

    Way to go Angela! Congratulations. I’m very happy for you. :D

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  51. Posted September 21, 2005 at 7:39 am | Permalink

    rob, are you an attention whore? lol

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  53. Posted September 21, 2005 at 7:42 am | Permalink

    i’m sorry i stole your show there for a bit..

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  55. James
    Posted September 21, 2005 at 7:56 am | Permalink

    It’s all part of your evil plan to take over the world!

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  57. Posted September 21, 2005 at 8:31 am | Permalink

    Well, Ang, let’s put it this way. Only 25% of the comments are Rob-centric. Another 60% are Angela-centric. The remaining 15% are my own comments which don’t count!

    Nah, I can take it. :-P

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  59. Posted September 21, 2005 at 9:53 am | Permalink

    shh, james… it’s supposed to be a secret plan..

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  61. Posted September 21, 2005 at 5:13 pm | Permalink

    then my comments shouldn’t count either

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  63. Mary
    Posted September 21, 2005 at 9:21 pm | Permalink

    Wheee! Way to go, Angela! I love the house. Is it one or two bedroom?

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  65. Posted September 22, 2005 at 7:21 am | Permalink

    actually, it’s 3 bed/2 full bath.. but i’ll have a roomate renting from me..
    shh.. don’t tell rob we’re not talking about him..

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  67. Posted September 22, 2005 at 9:16 pm | Permalink

    Having a roommate rent from you is a great idea. I did it for 2.5 years!

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  69. Posted September 22, 2005 at 10:23 pm | Permalink

    Sarah, you’re a homeowner too? Man, everyone’s a homeowner but me! I gotta get with the program.

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  71. Posted September 23, 2005 at 8:44 am | Permalink

    I’m not either…I rent an apartment.

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