The pinnacle of achievment
2009 March 13
Fact:
I invented brakes. With my own two burly man-hands. I climbed Mount Everest barefoot to forge brake pads in the lava pools of the mountain’s inner molten core. I drank fire and breathed madness in the heart of the abyss’s blazing belly. And I made them for my woman.
Translation:
I replaced Sarah’s brake pads for the first time. Was surprised at how well the procedure went.
