Wouldn’t it be great if there were such a thing as “Dating Signs”?
In lieu of direct verbal communication, we could allay all the awkward tension of those first dates by using big road signs to convey what we’re thinking in blunt fashion.
Here’s how it works: each member of the date would stock an assortment of signs he/she anticipates using. At the opportune times, they would be raised to display true feelings. For instance, one could read “You’re HOT!”, another “Please kiss me now.” or “Sorry, you’re not my type.” Wouldn’t such a thing be great? No more hard feelings, just raw forthcoming honesty, unimpeded by imperceptible signals.