They are to blame, not me…
This mess you see below, this pile of paper, this mound of manuscripts, this fountain of forms… it’s their doing. It’s their bearucratic bidding, their calling us to civic duty. Tax season.
Sure, I’ve let my record keeping slip for the past, oh, 6 or 7 months. Give or take. But they should pay for my procrastination.
If anyone asks, you tell them that I’m over 65, make under $12,000 annually, and have 7 children. And I would not like to donate $3 to the Presidential election committee.