Wow, look at this: I cooked! Can you believe it? Oh, and get this — it was not only edible, it was tasty!
I’m so impressed with myself. If you had any idea what a feat I’ve pulled off, what odds I’ve beaten by making this. It boggles the mind. Until recently, my sole sustenance has been a steady diet of hot dogs (very delicious, high class hot dogs, mind you, but hot dogs nonetheless). Oh, and canned soup. The stir fry you see above is all part of the new leaves. I started with some stir fry cut beef. And then I figured, why not put stuff in there that I like? Why go all traditional? So I threw in carrots, mushrooms, red peppers, potatoes, celery, and tomatoes. For the beef, I seasoned it with garlic powder, oregano, and copious amounts of soy sauce. Wow, powerful good!