If you’re reading this, then it can mean only one thing…
I’ve trekked off into the rugged wilderness alone, and I may already be dead. Blood thirsty bears, coyotes, and rabid jackalopes await me. But rest assured. I’ll have my swiss army knife with me.
I’ve been told by concerned friends and family not to wander off alone. As a compromise to their advice, I am hereby notifying the world of my intentions: I’m off for my first hike!
Here’s where I’ll be in case of emergency:
Red Rocks Park & Amphitheatre
17900 Trading Post Road
Morrison, CO 80465
Please (Mom) don’t call them inquiring of my whereabouts until after 6pm, Mountain Time. That’s when I should return, bearing many pictures and hopefully another new outlook on life.