Category: Reviews
This is a list of my reviews of individual movies.
I used to rate movies on a five-star scale, but then I realized that the average rating of the movies I’d reviewed was probably at least 4.89.
That lead to the realization that I clearly only spend my time with the movies I love, which is probably time better spent.
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Gerry
Some films have a way of burning their imagery into our minds.
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Million Dollar Baby
“Always protect yourself”
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Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
I’d be a liar if I said that I was never tempted to erase seasons from my own past.
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Signs
Is it possible that there are no coincidences?
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The Incredibles
Pixar has one-upped itself; without the subtlety of allegory it still astounds us with its frank approach to the core issues of family.
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Heist
Mamet is trying too hard.
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Holes
I suppose kids eat this sort of thing up. To each his own. Give me The Matrix any day.
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Super Size Me
Morgan Spurlock is a hack.
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The Mosquito Coast
“It’s an absolute sin to accept the decadence of obsolescence. Why do things get worse and worse? They don’t have to. They could get better and better. We accept that things fall apart.”
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The Passion of the Veritas
“If you will not hear the truth, no one can tell you.”
