Saving Private Ryan and The Thin Red Line are at times overshadowed by the Sacred Bottom Line.
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All I know is that Star Wars impacted my youth far more than any video game.
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There’s something wrong when competitive sports becomes lucrative business.
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In the shadow of its big brother Blade, I’m fairly convinced that Vampires looked better on paper.
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It seems that Pleasantville was a Republican suburb until two proselyte Democrats came to town.
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When it comes to defining a genre, I’m inclined to say, “Finders keepers.”
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Since I started working, every single day has been worse than the day before, so that every day you see me is the worst day of my life.”
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At the end of Kiss the Girls, I found myself saying, “That’s it?”
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There’s nothing quite like +200 HP Audis muscling through tight French alleys to get your testosterone flowing.
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Ahh, the National Security Agency is such an easy target these days.
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