Category: Reviews
This is a list of my reviews of individual movies.
I used to rate movies on a five-star scale, but then I realized that the average rating of the movies I’d reviewed was probably at least 4.89.
That lead to the realization that I clearly only spend my time with the movies I love, which is probably time better spent.
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The Truth is Out There
At its best, this is a three notable scene movie. You’ll know them when you see them.
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Short-Term Noir
Not since The Matrix or have I been so flabbergasted by the originality of a film.
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Hannibal Ferox
Hannibal knows that hitting its predecessor’s mark can be murder.
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Forget Carter
I’m not convinced Director Stephen Kay knows what he’s doing, other than it probably looked good on paper.
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Stamina +3, Courage +2, Plot -10
Director/Writer Courtney Solomon saw Star Wars: The Phantom Menace one too many times.
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Lucas’ Fantasy
The only thing missing is some awkwardly timed anime-style guffaws. I for one was grateful for the omission.
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Everybody was Kung Fu fighting
Watching this film gave me that childish giddiness I haven’t felt since the original Star Wars.
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The Five Senses
Nothing can cure the soul but the senses… just as nothing can cure the senses but the soul.”
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Post Concussion
With no formal background in filmmaking, Daniel Yoon has made quite an achievement with his first feature film Post Concussion.
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Short Stuff
A collection of short films from the 2000 USA Film Festival