The hair club for men
So my sister calls me up the other day and hits me with this question:
Are you still doing the bowl cut hairstyle?
Never the subtle critic, my sister! After collecting myself, I sheepishly told her that not only was her advice funny in its forthrightness, but that the whole exchange was destined for internet dissemination. What prime material in a valley of ideas!
She went on to counsel me in the relative ease men have to attain hotness with little maintenance and a touch of style. All that I needed to do was adequately research me some style. The timing is especially crucial, as I have guests coming this very weekend! And where else should one consult in such dire times as these? Why, the internet of course!
Below are some sample photos of guys with various computer-generated hairstyles. Imagine if you will that these dudes are me. Sorry, I wasn’t willing to fork over $15 for the privilege of uploading my own picture so that they could then superimpose digital hair onto my skull. So these will have to suffice.
Vote for your favorite in the comments. The winner will be my new style. But get your entries in quick… the weekend is upon us!
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It\’s too bad I have to take the clippers to your head each month! I still love running my fingers through your 1/4 inch locks! You\’re the only short haired guy for me! 
