Why Disney couldn’t retell the story of Pocahontas with as much respect for history as DreamWorks did with Moses is completely beyond me.
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On one side you have The Replacement Killers; the other side you have L.A. Confidential. Right in the middle is The Corruptor.
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Saving Private Ryan and The Thin Red Line are at times overshadowed by the Sacred Bottom Line.
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All I know is that Star Wars impacted my youth far more than any video game.
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There’s something wrong when competitive sports becomes lucrative business.
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In the shadow of its big brother Blade, I’m fairly convinced that Vampires looked better on paper.
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It seems that Pleasantville was a Republican suburb until two proselyte Democrats came to town.
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When it comes to defining a genre, I’m inclined to say, “Finders keepers.”
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Since I started working, every single day has been worse than the day before, so that every day you see me is the worst day of my life.”
Continue reading “Office Space vs. Falling Down”
At the end of Kiss the Girls, I found myself saying, “That’s it?”
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