Since I started working, every single day has been worse than the day before, so that every day you see me is the worst day of my life.”
At the end of Kiss the Girls, I found myself saying, “That’s it?”
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There’s nothing quite like +200 HP Audis muscling through tight French alleys to get your testosterone flowing.
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Ahh, the National Security Agency is such an easy target these days.
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Welcome to Postmodern Suburbia, population one.
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This article contains pictures and plans for a maze that I made for a children’s community carnival.
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Where Antzand A Bug’s Lifediffer is in semantics: thinking for yourself, or thinking of yourself.
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The points that 8MM make aren’t moot, just grisly. But you have to wonder if they are still worth it.
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Armageddon would have us believe that NASA in all its astronomical wisdom can’t get the job done because they’re too far detached from “common sense.”
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